So it really seems like the magazine entitled Modern Drunkard is approaching its platinum jubilee. Well, with a motto like "STANDING UP FOR YOUR RIGHT TO GET FALLING DOWN DRUNK SINCE 1996" and offerings such as 'Drunk of the Issue' and membership to the 'Blackout Brigade', it shouldn't be that much of a surprise.
However, I still can't find the blurb that explains that they produce a publication that celebrates self-indulgent drug use and/or dependence... It's not a big deal, it is just that I am currently designing my own babel-style software that translates delusional data on the interweb. For example, if processed through my program, the aforementioned motto would read: "WE ARE SO BRAIN-DAMAGED FROM OUR WILD DRUGGING THAT WE CAN'T ACTUALLY COMPREHEND THAT WE ARE GLORIFYING AND CELEBRATING THE DANGEROUS USE OF A VERY HARMFUL DRUG THAT CAUSES MORE PROBLEMS THAN A DRUG SHOULD EVER DO (NOT TO MENTION THE BLATANT LACK OF INSIGHT THAT THOSE ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL TOO OFTEN DISPLAY) SINCE 1996".
Ahh, maybe I'm the delusional one here - see what you think: Modern Drunkard Magazine.
However, I still can't find the blurb that explains that they produce a publication that celebrates self-indulgent drug use and/or dependence... It's not a big deal, it is just that I am currently designing my own babel-style software that translates delusional data on the interweb. For example, if processed through my program, the aforementioned motto would read: "WE ARE SO BRAIN-DAMAGED FROM OUR WILD DRUGGING THAT WE CAN'T ACTUALLY COMPREHEND THAT WE ARE GLORIFYING AND CELEBRATING THE DANGEROUS USE OF A VERY HARMFUL DRUG THAT CAUSES MORE PROBLEMS THAN A DRUG SHOULD EVER DO (NOT TO MENTION THE BLATANT LACK OF INSIGHT THAT THOSE ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL TOO OFTEN DISPLAY) SINCE 1996".
Ahh, maybe I'm the delusional one here - see what you think: Modern Drunkard Magazine.
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