Monday, May 20, 2013

Top 5 Lessons from the 2013 Remake of Evil Dead

1. Drugs are bad
2. Drugs will take over your soul
3. Using drugs will most likely kill four of your friends/family members
4. You will definitely lose a limb from using drugs (just like the guy from Requiem for a Dream)
5. Like your last girlfriend/wife, drugs are feminine and are a real "bitch"

Great film by the way.